Don't move those umbrellas, over here even the midgets rise and fall in straight lines.

I thought you were a respected pillar of society but there you are, lying on your back like a dead fly.

You can't open that - it's a wall.

How was it for you?

Have I got any Marks? - No dear, not where they show.

I told you there was a hole there.

It's definitely a sharp spade job.

Thank God he's lost his voice.

How is he this morning? Smelly.

I bet that's the first time you've kissed a German helmet.

I shall never look at you in the same light again.

God, it tastes like rocket fuel

My name's Paul er.. er.. Taylor

I'm not going in those showers until I know there's water coming out.

I'm going for a swim.

Oh leave it, we'll finish it in the morning.

Give us a kiss.

Hello Helen, had a nice shower?

I often wondered what my mother would do on a trip like this - now I know.

I want a cup of tea - ....off

And I don't want the plaster flaking off my ceiling.

Where's Andy? Oh, just tied up at the moment.

….And they stood out like fighter pilot' thumbs.

For a really exciting life - join the Dutch Moutain Rescue Team.

I wonder if he's going to show us another bottle?

What a bloody silly place to put a dog kennel.

That isn't a jail - it's got a roof on.